Young Sheldon- Jiu Jitsi, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo Hoo (S1Ep17)

Sheldon: In any ecosystem, you’ll find a delicate balance between predator and prey.

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Some well-known predators include Panthera leo,Screen Shot 2018-04-10 at 8.50.24 AM

Ursus arctos,Screen Shot 2018-04-10 at 8.47.08 AM

and star of the 1987 film Predator, Predator.Screen Shot 2018-04-10 at 8.47.35 AM

Now, examples of prey include Oryctolagus cuniculus,

Screen Shot 2018-04-10 at 8.48.35 AMGallus gallus domesticus,Screen Shot 2018-04-10 at 8.47.44 AM

and weighing in at 58 pounds soaking wet, diminutive Homo novusScreen Shot 2018-04-10 at 8.47.48 AM

—curiously, a close relative of Gallus gallus domesticus.

Meemaw: I bowled a new high score last night.

Sheldon’s dad: Nice.

Meemaw: I got two turkeys.

Missy: What’s a turkey?

Meemaw: It’s three strikes in a row.

Missy: Why do they call it a turkey?

Meemaw: Well, when they first invented bowling, they used to just throw frozen turkeys at the pins. Eventually, they switched to balls to cut down on the smell.

Sheldon’s dad: Why you lying to her?

Meemaw: I find it keeps my mind sharp.

(Montage of Missy and Bobbi having a dance party, applying make-up to Billy who says he “feels pretty,” and dancing to Milli Vanlli’s smash-hit “Girl You Know It’s True” while Missy is allegedly handling Sheldon’s bullying situation)

Sheldon: Existing in a world of predators isn’t easy, but we prey have developed several natural defenses to help us survive—there’s playing dead, warning calls, camouflage…and, last but certainly not least, good old-fashioned running away. A little screaming never hurts either.

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